A Dirty Shame (2004)

You’re too young. Mom and dad know best. Listen to your parents. You have no idea what you are doing. You’ll have to live with that if you keep it up. Parents are always to willing to offer advice. Even when you thought you didn’t need any. As I grew up, I found that sometimes they were right, sometimes not. Bit I also realized that they didn’t really know what they were talking about, it was just panic chatter. Most of it was guesswork. Some day, Caprice (Selma Blair), aka Ursula Udders, oft naked girl about town, will know that her parents Vaughn (Chris Isaak) and Sylvia Stickles (Tracey Ullman) had only her best interests at heart when they trap and handcuff poor Caprice in a family intervention. But for now, they just want to keep her from throwing her life away. So pharma is their only alternative despite the humping squirrels.

Director:  John Waters Writer:  John Waters Cast:
Tracey Ullman -  Sylvia Stickles Johnny Knoxville -  Ray-Ray Perkins Selma Blair -  Caprice Stickles Chris Isaak -  Vaughn Stickles Suzanne Shepherd -  Big Ethel Mink Stole -  Marge the Neuter Patricia Hearst -  Paige Jackie Hoffman -  Dora		Nicholas E.I. Noble -  Weird Paperboy Lucy Newman-Williams -  Neuter Yuppie Woman Scott Morgan -  Neuter Yuppie Man Wes Johnson -  Fat Fuck Frank David A. Dunham -  Mama Bear Dave Moretti -  Papa Bear Jeffrey Auerbach -  Baby Bear Susan Allenbach -  Betty Doggett