Cherry 2000 (1987)

Cherry 2000

Love takes many forms. You can love your new cell phone technology, you can love your girl friend, you can love your life. But when all three are entwined, events can interfere and smack up across the face. Sam Treadwell (David Andrews) and Cherry (Pamela Gidley) are having an intimate moment, rolling about in the suds from an overflowing washer when, pop…, an electrical spark flares. Cherry’s eyes roll up into her head. She’s short-circuited. Poor Sam, he’ll have to find some replacement parts if he wants his relationship with Cherry to continue.


Director:  Steve De Jarnatt; Steven de Jarnatt
Writer:  Michael Almereyda; Lloyd Fonvielle
Cast:
David Andrews -  Sam Treadwell
Jennifer Balgobin -  Glory Hole Hotel Clerk
Marshall Bell -  Bill
Harry Carey, Jr. -  Snappy Tom
Larry Fishburne -  Glu Glu Lawyer
Pamela Gidley -  Cherry 2000
Melanie Griffith -  Edith ‘E.’ Johnson, Tracker
Michael C. Gwynne -  Slim, Robot Designer
Brion James -  Stacy, Tracker
Ben Johnson -  Six-Fingered Jake, Tracker
Jeff Levine -  Marty
Jennifer Mayo -  Randa, Snappy Tom’s Woman
Cameron Milzer -  Elaine aka Ginger, Lester’s Woman
Howard Swain -  Jim Skeet
Jack Thibeau -  Stubby Man
Tim Thomerson -  Lester









Constantine (2005)

Constantine

The struggle between Heaven and Hell, light and dark, good and evil goes on all around us, invisible to most. It seems that those above and those below have entered into an hands-off agreement and carry out their nefarious plots through their minions and half-breeds. But something is amiss for the hellspawn have been violating the terms of the accord in forcing Isabel Dodson (Rachel Weisz) to commit suicide. Her twin sister Angela (Rachel Weisz) enlists the help of John Constantine (Keanu Reeves) to figure out why her sister was murdered despite everybody’s belief it was a suicide. But their investigation is not without consequences. Angela is warned that, if she looks for the perps, they and those who manipulate them will see her too.


Director:  Francis Lawrence
Writer:  Jamie Delano; Garth Ennis; Kevin Brodbin; Frank A. Cappello; Frank Cappello
Cast:
Keanu Reeves -  John Constantine
Rachel Weisz -  Angela Dodson/Isabel Dodson
Shia LaBeouf -  Chas
Djimon Hounsou -  Midnite
Max Baker -  Beeman
Pruitt Taylor Vince -  Father Hennessy
Gavin Rossdale -  Balthazar
Tilda Swinton -  Gabriel
Peter Stormare -  Satan
Jesse Ramirez -  Scavenger
Jose Zuniga -  Detective Weiss
Francis Guinan -  Father Garret
Larry Cedar -  Vermin Man
April Grace -  Dr. Leslie Archer
Suzanne Whang -  Mother
Jhoanna Trias -  Possessed Girl









Casablanca (1942)

Casablanca

There has been so much written about Casablanca over the years, I doubt whether a goof like me is going to convince you to watch it. If you’d like a reason to view this quintessential American flick, take a piece of paper and write down the number of lines you have heard other people in your life use. Count them up and I imagine you will be surprised at the total. Then remember these lines appeared here for the first time. This is where they come from and you’ll understand why so many people have it listed as their favourite movie.


Director:  Michael Curtiz
Writer:  Murray Burnett; Joan Alison; Julius J. Epstein; Philip G. Epstein; Howard Koch; Casey Robinson
Cast:
Humphrey Bogart -  Rick Blaine
Ingrid Bergman -  Ilsa Lund Laszlo
Paul Henreid -  Victor Laszlo
Claude Rains -  Capt. Louis Renault
Conrad Veidt -  Maj. Heinrich Strasser
Sydney Greenstreet -  Signor Ferrari
Peter Lorre -  Guillermo Ugarte
S.K. Sakall -  Carl
Madeleine LeBeau -  Yvonne
Dooley Wilson -  Sam
Joy Page -  Annina Brandel
John Qualen -  Berger
Leonid Kinskey -  Sascha
Curt Bois -  Pickpocket









Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Charlie's Angels

A dominant forthright woman is something to be feared and admired as many men know. She can be a force of natures, secure in herself and beholden to nobody. Alex Munday (Lucy Liu) is just such a woman and she send quivers of delight and anticipation through a group of admiring men during her seminar. Look out lads, you’ll probably get more than you bargain for.


Director:  McG
Writer:  Ivan Goff; Ben Roberts; Ryan Rowe; Ed Solomon; John August
Cast:
Cameron Diaz -  Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore -  Dylan Sanders
Lucy Liu -  Alex Munday
Bill Murray -  John Bosley
Sam Rockwell -  Eric Knox
Kelly Lynch -  Vivian Wood
Tim Curry -  Roger Corwin
Crispin Glover -  Thin Man
Luke Wilson -  Pete Komisky
John Forsythe -  Charles Townsend (voice)
Matt LeBlanc -  Jason Gibbons
Tom Green -  Chad
LL Cool J -  Mr. Jones
Sean Whalen -  Pasqual
Tim Dunaway -  Flight Attendant
Alex Trebek -  Himself









Cruel Intentions (1999)

Cruel Intentions

Have you ever made a bet that changes your life? Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe) is offered a wager by Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), his step-sister, that he cannot bed the virginal daughter of their private high school’s new headmaster, Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon). If Sebastian fails to lure Annette into bed before the summer is over, Kathryn gets his prized car. If he succeeds, Sebastian gets Kathryn. Little do they realize that Annette is made of stronger stuff than either realize.


Director:  Roger Kumble
Writer:  Choderlos de Laclos; Roger Kumble
Cast:
Sarah Michelle Gellar -  Kathryn Merteuil
Ryan Phillippe -  Sebastian Valmont
Reese Witherspoon -  Annette Hargrove
Selma Blair -  Cecile Caldwell
Louise Fletcher -  Helen Rosemond
Joshua Jackson -  Blaine Tuttle
Eric Mabius -  Greg McConnell
Sean Patrick Thomas -  Ronald Clifford
Swoosie Kurtz -  Dr. Regina Greenbaum
Christine Baranski -  Bunny Caldwell
Alaina Reed Hall -  Nurse
Deborah Offner -  Mrs. Michalak
Tara Reid -  Marci Greenbaum
Herta Ware -  Mrs. Sugarman
Hiep Thi Le -  Mai-Lee
Charlie O’Connell -  Court Reynolds









Corporate Affairs (2007)

Corporate Affairs

There is a bridge between the time you work at a job with no supervisory responsibilities and the time you are promoted to supervisor when you figure that someone will come along and point their finger at you and call you an imposter. You have no idea what you are doing and you’re terrified that someone will come along and strip you of all responsibility and kick you out the door. Making the transition to being able to fake what you’re doing until you learn the ropes and showing others you have a degree of control is a brief one. My time span was about a month and I clasped the mantra of doing the reverse of my previous boss’s behaviour to my heart. I survived. Ted Meyers (Breckin Meyer) struggles with the same panic when he is promoted to product manager. He confides in his wife Cassie (Laura Harris) of his reluctance and she understands the dilemma and suggests he has to decide what he wants for his future. She is ready to stand by him whatever the choice.

Director:  Daniel M. Cohen; Terence H. Winkless
Writer:  Daniel M. Cohen
Cast:
Breckin Meyer -  Ted Meyers
Laura Harris -  Cassie Meyers
Bess Armstrong -  Emily
Adrian Martinez -  Gregg Mason
George Coe -  George
Adam Scott -  Jack
Monica Keena -  Snowy
Melinda Page Hamilton -  Chris
Dona Elena Hatcher -  Tough Girl
Louise Hsu -  Tech #3
Ashley Hudson -  Call girl – Toy
Benjamin Kanes -  Henry
Brian L. King -  Dollar Sign #2
Michael Medeiros -  The Pimp
Jo Mercer -  Dollar Sign #1
Tisha Tinsman -  Seductive Lady









Cake (2005)

Cake

What does it take to step up and become a responsible adult, contributing to the family in its time of need? I suppose if you’re a party girl chatterbox like Pippa McGee (Heather Graham) who has eschewed responsibilities in favour of gallivanting around the world, a whole lot. But when dad Malcolm (Bruce Gray) has a heart attack and she wants to chip in and help out. Dad needs an bridal magazine editor and Pippa has some thoughts on the magazine’s direction during her first staff meeting. Sadly for them it has to do with the idea of marriage as indentured servitude and the industry itself as vampires bleeding dry all of their followers. Sigh… It is going to be a long day.


Director:  Nisha Ganatra
Writer:  Tassie Cameron
Cast:
Heather Graham -  Pippa McGee
David Sutcliffe -  Ian
Taye Diggs -  Hemingway Jones
Sandra Oh -  Lulu
Keram Malicki-Sánchez -  Frank
Cheryl Hines -  Roxanne
Bruce Gray -  Malcolm McGee
Sarah Chalke -  Jane
Sabrina Grdevich -  Rachel
Michael McMurtry -  Luke
Jefferson Brown -  Clifford
Suzanne Cyr -  Suzanne
Dominic Cuzzocrea -  Antique Dealer
Billy Khoury -  Diego
Carlo Rota -  Bob Jackman
Kasia Vassos -  Lane









Cursed (2005)

Cursed

Having spent the better part of my high school day being picked on by one type of bully or another, I have a healthy disdain for all things authoritative. Once I figured out how I fit within the confines of the teen hierarchy, I was able to skip many of the gauntlets thrown into the path of others in my school (and help a few avoid them as well). Jimmy (Jesse Eisenberg) is plagued by a trio of bozos led by Bo (Milo Ventimiglia) who thinks that gay slurs and epithets will show how cool he is in the eyes of his acolytes and girlfriend Brooke (Kristina Anapau). A wrestling challenge goes awry after Jimmy is infected with lycanthropy. However, in an unusual turn for a movie like this, Bo’s loss does provoke his to come out of the closet.


Director:  Wes Craven
Writer:  Kevin Williamson
Cast:
Portia de Rossi -  Zela
Mya -  Jenny
Shannon Elizabeth -  Becky
Solar -  Zipper
Daniel Mora -  Jose
Kristina Anapau -  Brooke
Jesse Eisenberg -  Jimmy
Milo Ventimiglia -  Bo
Jonny Acker -  Earl
Eric Ladin -  Louie
Christina Ricci -  Ellie
Joshua Jackson -  Jake
Derek Mears -  Werewolf
Nick Offerman -  Officer
Michael Rosenbaum -  Kyle
Ken Rudolph -  Newscaster









Connors’ War (2006)

Connors' War

Over the years, I have been poked, pricked and prodded by a variety of medical practitioners who have done any number of tests. The test that creeps me out the most is that done by my optometrist where he stuffs my head into that frame and proceeds to blast a puff of air into my eyes to open them up. Imagine instead that hypodermic needles are used instead of air are pushed into your eyeballs. That’s what Connors (Anthony Criss) faces. Even if I were blind like him and they promise to restore my sight, I can’t imagine agreeing to have thin steel pipes shoved into my eyeballs. Well, I’m not a tough as Connors so that when he lets Amanda (Nia Peeples) operate the machine to inject the cure, I’m cringing. And then he lets her do it a second time, now without anesthetic. I’m still trying to relax my sphincter.


Director:  Nick Castle
Writer:  D. Kyle Johnson
Cast:
Anthony ‘Treach’ Criss -  Connors
Nia Peeples -  Amanda
Blu Mankuma -  Brooks
Tom Heaton -  Howard
Garwin Sanford -  Darryl Greene
Warren Derosa -  Barnes
Bill Meilen -  Dr. Mackenzie
P. Lynn Johnson -  First Lady
Robin Mossley -  Hotel Manager
Elias Toufexis -  Captain
Santo Lombardo -  Waiter
Claude Knowlton -  Latino Man
Richard Zeman -  Lead Gunman
David Coles -  Gunman #2
Bobby L. Stewart -  G Section Guard
Jano Frandsen -  Three Star General