Jane Austen’s Mafia! (1998)

Jane Austen's Mafia!

I’ve watched a lot of movies. After a few, you begin to see patterns emerge and some things which appear odd or interesting once, reappear again and again. But I must admit some of them are unique to this little flick. A tip of the hat to the folks who can up with guard sheep with really sharp teeth, duck fights with boxing gloves on their webbed feet, popping that champagne cork up Joey Cortino’s (Billy Burke) nose and him digging it out, Pepper Gianini’s (Pamela Gidley) tongue going in an ear then coming out the other, the watermelon in Vincenzo Cortino’s (Lloyd Bridges) mouth and so on. But then I quite like fart jokes.


Director:  Jim Abrahams
Writer:  Jim Abrahams; Greg Norberg; Michael McManus
Cast:
Jay Mohr -  Anthony ‘Tony’ Cortino
Billy Burke -  Joey Cortino
Christina Applegate -  Diane Steen
Pamela Gidley -  Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis -  Sophia
Lloyd Bridges -  Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs -  Young Vincenzo Cortino
Joe Viterelli -  Dominick Clamato
Tony Lo Bianco -  Cesar Marzoni
Blake Hammond -  Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Phil Suriano -  Frankie Totino
Vincent Pastore -  Gorgoni
Marisol Nichols -  Carla
Carol Ann Susi -  Clamato’s Wife
Gregory Sierra -  Bonifacio
Vera Lockwood -  Rosa Cortino