Hard Luck (2006)

Hard Luck

Sometimes a concept just beggars the imagination. Cybill Shepherd as a serial killer is one of them. She and her accomplice make a gallant effort to come across as killers but it’s hard to keep a straight face particularly when she is wearing bunny ears.


Director:  Mario Van Peebles
Writer:  Larry Brand; Mario Van Peebles
Cast:
Gavin J. Behrman -  Antonio
Kevin Chapman -  Franklin
Derrick Costa -  State Trooper
Derek Cunningham -  Swedish Porn Star
Elizabeth Dings -  Woman in diner
Aubrey Dollar -  Rainn
Luis Guzmán -  Mendez
Tony Hua -  Detective Lee
Tom Kemp -  Gino Gambetti
James Hiroyuki Liao -  Chang
Mike Messier -  Eugene- Cass’s Son
Bill Mootos -  National Guardsman
Sayed Najem -  Front desk Manager
Wendy Overly -  Waitress
Jackie Quinones -  Angela
Cybill Shepherd -  Cass









Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

In each life there are a number of rites of passage. Some are simple, some are strange and some are confusing. One I remember as a highlight was the first time I was allowed to go to the corner store by myself. I had no idea what I wanted to buy, it was being allowed out on my own to spend my pennies that filled my mind. I remember the journey but not the purchase. Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), who is turning eleven, is ushered into Mr. Ollivander’s (John Hurt) shop by Rubeus Hagrid ( Robbie Coltrane ) to buy a wand. He’s breathless to see all of the choices available. He has some trouble in finding the right one but Mr. Ollivander is up to the challenge. Harry agrees and stumbles distractedly out of the shop. He bought something on his own.


Director:  Chris Columbus
Writer:  J.K. Rowling; Steven Kloves; Steve Kloves
Cast:
Daniel Radcliffe -  Harry Potter
Emma Watson -  Hermione Granger
Rupert Grint -  Ron Weasley
Richard Harris -  Albus Dumbledore
Maggie Smith -  Professor Minerva McGonagall
Robbie Coltrane -  Rubeus Hagrid
Saunders Triplets -  Harry Potter (Age 1)
Fiona Shaw -  Aunt Petunia
Harry Melling -  Dudley Dursley
Richard Griffiths -  Uncle Vernon
Ian Hart -  Professor Quirrell
Ben Borowiecki -  Diagon Alley Boy
Warwick Davis -  Professor Flitwick/Goblin Bank Teller
Vern Troyer -  Griphook the Goblin
John Hurt -  Mr. Ollivander
Matthew Lewis -  Neville Longbottom









Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

I’ve met and known a number of people for whom others line up and are entranced by. Some are bewildered by the process, others are just happy that somebody else is interested in what they do and a few bathe in the spotlight and figure they deserve the adulation. But I’d have to say that I only know a couple like Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh), a chronic inept self-promoter. His act at the signing of his book, with the women swooning and the men rolling their eyes, is one I’ve seen but made me wish I were elsewhere. It isn’t much of a surprise to know that folks like him go on to bigger and better stunts but the number of repeat visitors seem to diminish with each audience.


Director:  Chris Columbus
Writer:  J.K. Rowling; Steven Kloves; Steve Kloves
Cast:
Daniel Radcliffe -  Harry Potter
Rupert Grint -  Ron Weasley
Emma Watson -  Hermione Granger
Richard Griffiths -  Uncle Vernon
Fiona Shaw -  Aunt Petunia
Harry Melling -  Dudley Dursley
Toby Jones -  Dobby the House Elf (voice)
Jim Norton -  Mr. Mason
Veronica Clifford -  Mrs. Mason
James Phelps -  Fred Weasley
Oliver Phelps -  George Weasley
Julie Walters -  Molly Weasley
Bonnie Wright -  Ginny Weasley
Mark Williams -  Arthur Weasley
Chris Rankin -  Percy Weasley
Tom Felton -  Draco Malfoy









Hitch (2005)

Hitch

Dream big. Take a chance. Albert Brennerman (Kevin James) has a yen for Allegra Cole (Amber Valetta). He is one of her herd of accountants. She is an international celebrity gazillionaire heiress and he is smitten. Alex “Hitch” Hitchens (Will Smith) takes Albert on as a client and a challenge like the day that Michelangelo firs saw the Sistine Chapel. Slim to no chance may be aiming high. But he is willing to give it a try because life is too short and he know he’ll regret it if he walks away.


Director:  Andy Tennant
Writer:  Kevin Bisch
Cast:
Will Smith -  Alex ‘Hitch’ Hitchens
Eva Mendes -  Sara
Kevin James -  Albert
Amber Valletta -  Allegra Cole
Julie Ann Emery -  Casey
Robinne Lee -  Cressida
Nathan Lee Graham -  Geoff
Adam Arkin -  Max
Michael Rapaport -  Ben
Jeffrey Donovan -  Vance
Paula Patton -  Mandy
Philip Bosco -  Mr. O’Brian
Kevin Sussman -  Neil
Navia Nguyen -  Mika
Matt Malloy -  Pete
Maria Thayer -  Lisa









Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Often it is the simplest thing that let’s you know that things are developing as they should. When Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) takes up the mantle as leader of Dumbledore’s Army to practice their defensive magic in preparation for battle with Lord Voldemort, it is Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) who shows it can be done by succeeding where he failed in past attempts and who shows what motivates them when seeing the picture of his parents.


Director:  David Yates
Writer:  Michael Goldenberg; J.K. Rowling
Cast:
Daniel Radcliffe -  Harry Potter
Emma Watson -  Hermione Granger
Rupert Grint -  Ron Weasley
Harry Melling -  Dudley Dursley
Miles Jupp -  TV Weatherman
Fiona Shaw -  Petunia Dursley
Richard Griffiths -  Vernon Dursley
Geraldine Somerville -  Lily Potter
Ralph Fiennes -  Lord Voldemort
Natalia Tena -  Nymphadora Tonks
Brendan Gleeson -  Alastor ‘Mad-­Eye’ Moody
George Harris -  Kingsley Shacklebolt
Bridgette Millar -  Emmeline Vance
Gary Oldman -  Sirius Black
Mark Williams -  Arthur Weasley
David Thewlis -  Remus Lupin









Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

I’ve lost a few friends for what I consider viable reasons. I can always trace back why it happened and what part I played in its happening. I feel no pride in losing a friend and its sadness haunts me to this day. But my conscience is clear. That wasn’t always the case. When I was young and stupid, I tossed away some relationships that filled me with regret upon recollection. Some I was able to repair. Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) probably felt that way when he told Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) to piss off in a fit of pique and jealousy. But he is young, he’ll learn. Just because you know someone who can do stuff better than you can, may get a few more breaks and has an easy manner about them, it is no reason to slag them off. There are always more that they can’t do or don’t have than that which cause you to do something stupid.


Director:  Mike Newell
Writer:  Steven Kloves; J.K. Rowling; Steve Kloves
Cast:
Daniel Radcliffe -  Harry Potter
Emma Watson -  Hermione Granger
Rupert Grint -  Ron Weasley
Mark Williams -  Arthur Weasley
James Phelps -  Fred Weasley
Oliver Phelps -  George Weasley
Bonnie Wright -  Ginny Weasley
Jeff Rawle -  Amos Diggory
Robert Pattinson -  Cedric Diggory
Jason Isaacs -  Lucius Malfoy
Tom Felton -  Draco Malfoy
Stanislav Ianevski -  Viktor Krum
Michael Gambon -  Albus Dumbledore
Robbie Coltrane -  Rubeus Hagrid
Robert Hardy -  Cornelius Fudge
Eric Sykes -  Frank Bryce









His & Her Christmas (2005)

His & Her Christmas

I’ve got a friend who seems to have perfect personal radar. Whenever a personal choice sprouts, my buddy seems to know what is going on, interprets the nuance and makes the proper choice. I envy my chum. I can see it most of the time when observing others but my radar has been on the fritz for most of my life. That seems to be the case for Liz (Dina Meyer) too. Writing an advice column doesn’t seem to have provided her with any special insight when it came to her husband and their failed marriage. Now she is hesitant when it comes to getting involved. But Christmas is coming…


Director:  Farhad Mann
Writer:  Peter Sullivan
Cast:
Dina Meyer -  Liz
David Sutcliffe -  Tom Lane
April Telek -  Sarah
Kyle Cassie -  Elliott
Alistair Abell -  Nick
Paula Devicq -  Vicki
Alexia Fast -  Jacqui
Scott Swanson -  Billingsley
Tony Alcantar -  Stylist
Scott E. Miller -  Clark
Gary Chalk -  Anthony Shepherd
Campbell Lane -  Harold
Karen Khunkhun -  Grace Fields
Suzanne Bastien -  Black woman
Gigi De Leon -  Christina
Tony Der -  Jake






Hollywoodland (2006)

Hollywoodland

I must be patronizing the wrong hotel bars. Leonore Lemmon (Robin Tunney) sees George Reeves (Ben Affleck) being interviewed by Earl Wilson (Channing Mitchell) and, wiping a bit of drool off her lip, decides to interrupt the TV star of Superman and hones in on him like a predator fixed upon her next snack. A bit of snappy patter and some innuendo soon finds the Man of Steel enticed into bed and gasping for relief.


Director:  Allen Coulter
Writer:  Paul Bernbaum
Cast:
Adrien Brody -  Louis Simo
Diane Lane -  Toni Mannix
Ben Affleck -  George Reeves
Bob Hoskins -  Eddie Mannix
Lois Smith -  Helen Bessolo
Robin Tunney -  Leonore Lemmon
Larry Cedar -  Chester
Jeffrey DeMunn -  Art Weissman
Brad William Henke -  Russ Taylor
Dash Mihok -  Sergeant Jack Paterson
Molly Parker -  Laurie Simo
Caroline Dhavernas -  Kit Holliday
Kathleen Robertson -  Carol Van Ronkel
Joe Spano -  Howard Strickling
Gareth Williams -  Del
Zach Mills -  Evan Simo









Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Over the years, I’ve made (and lost) a number of friends. As I get older, I find it harder to make a new one. It seems easy to make an acquaintance but to have that relationship turn into a friendship is rare. So watching Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) get to know his Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Remus Lupin (David Thewlis) prompts a number of pleasant memories of friends past and present. Despite Lupin’s shortcomings and his unfortunate lack of manners when transformed, he’s still someone that Harry can count on for sage advice and useful information.


Director:  Alfonso Cuarón
Writer:  J.K. Rowling; Steven Kloves
Cast:
Daniel Radcliffe -  Harry Potter
Emma Watson -  Hermione Granger
Richard Griffiths -  Uncle Vernon
Rupert Grint -  Ron Weasley
Michael Gambon -  Albus Dumbledore
Maggie Smith -  Professor Minerva McGonagall
Alan Rickman -  Professor Severus Snape
Robbie Coltrane -  Rubeus Hagrid
Matthew Lewis -  Neville Longbottom
Pam Ferris -  Aunt Marge
Fiona Shaw -  Aunt Petunia
Harry Melling -  Dudley Dursley
Adrian Rawlins -  James Potter
Geraldine Somerville -  Lily Potter
Lee Ingleby -  Stan Shunpike
Lenny Henry -  Shrunken Head