Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (2005)

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber

What would you do to climb the social ladder? Spread malicious gossip, do some discrete blackmail, sleep around? Sure, why not? The view from the top is better and the perks are glamourous. Katya Livingstone (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is working her way up the social ladder. One of the steps on that ladder is an invite to a gala but she’s still too many rungs down to get one. But she finds out where the hostess Dove Greenstein (Stefanie von Pfetten) is getting a salon massage and wax. Subbing for a masseuse doing the waxing, Katya captures on film the hirsute hostess with the intention of swapping the polaroid for an invitation.


Director:  Dana Lustig
Writer:  Nicole Snyder; Eric Charmelo
Cast:
Jennifer Love Hewitt -  Katya Livingston
Joseph Lawrence -  Ferguson
Colin Ferguson -  Charles Fitz
Natassia Malthe -  Frangiapani
Daniel Roebuck -  Alex
Stefanie von Pfetten -  Dove Greenstein
James Kirk -  Sebastian
Sonja Bennett -  Eliza
Jennifer Clement -  Gatekeeper
Melissa Rivers -  Herself









Chicago (2002)

Chicago

I don’t have an inclination to be famous. It seems to me to be a self-defeating process. The more you make yourself open to be scavanged by those who think that others want to know about you, the less you are who you want or need to be. Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) and Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta-Jones) both seem to live, dream and yearn for fame. It is their direction in life and the only way they can make a living and remain in the spotlight. But what gyrations they must go through to gain the appreciation by others.


Director:  Rob Marshall
Writer:  Maurine Dallas Watkins; Bob Fosse; Fred Ebb; Bill Condon
Cast:
Taye Diggs -  The Bandleader
Clive Saunders -  Stage Manager
Catherine Zeta-Jones -  Velma Kelly
Renée Zellweger -  Roxie Hart
Dominic West -  Fred Casely
Jayne Eastwood -  Mrs. Borusewicz
Bruce Beaton -  Police Photographer
Romano Prada -  Sgt. Fogarty
John C. Reilly -  Amos Hart
Colm Feore -  Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison
Rob Smith -  First Photographer
Sean Wayne Doyle -  Reporter
Steve Behal -  Prison Clerk
Robbie Rox -  Prison Guard
Chita Rivera -  Nickie
Queen Latifah -  Matron ‘Mama’ Morton









The Color Purple (1985)

The Color Purple

Do you have control over your life? Can you do what you want, when you want, go where you want and feel safe when doing it? Then consider yourself lucky. For this hasn’t always been the case. Whether a serf or a slave, it hasn’t been that long since most folks had little or no control over their lives. But some of them do find the gumption to try. Celie (Whoopi Goldberg) is forced to marry a local widower whom she calls “Mister” (Danny Glover) whose real name is Albert Johnson. With his wandering eye, he’s leaning towards Celie’s younger, more attractive sister Nettie (Akosua Busia). He treats Celie like a slave, prodding her to clean his disorderly household and to care for his annoying children. He beats and rapes her often, intimidating Celie into submission. But Celie builds a friendship with Albert’s mistress Shug (Margaret Avery) which pushes her to make a stand against him and decide to leave in search of a new and better life.


Director:  Steven Spielberg
Writer:  Alice Walker; Menno Meyjes
Cast:
Danny Glover -  Albert
Whoopi Goldberg -  Celie
Margaret Avery -  Shug Avery
Oprah Winfrey -  Sofia
Willard Pugh -  Harpo
Akosua Busia -  Nettie
Desreta Jackson -  Young Celie
Adolph Caesar -  Old Mister
Rae Dawn Chong -  Squeak
Dana Ivey -  Miss Millie
Leonard Jackson -  Pa
Bennet Guillory -  Grady
John Patton, Jr. -  Preacher
Carl Anderson -  Rev. Samuel
Susan Beaubian -  Corrine
James Tillis -  Buster









Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Colour me impressed. Dylan (Drew Barrymore), Natalie (Cameron Diaz), and Alex (Lucy Liu) have swiped a truck. They’re hurtling over a bridge when a tank at one end fires a round their way while a soldier fires a hand-held rocket from the other. The truck swerves off the bridge to avoid the assault and Natalie scampers out of the truck to uncover a helicopter from the truck bed. The other two leap from the truck and freefall grabbing the copter’s struts. Natalie cranks up the bird and all three escape with nary a chipped nail.


Director:  McG; Joseph McGinty Nichol; Joseph McGinty
Writer:  Ivan Goff; Ben Roberts; John August; Cormac Wibberley; Marianne Wibberley; Ivan
Cast:
Cameron Diaz -  Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore -  Dylan Sanders
Lucy Liu -  Alex Munday
Bernie Mac -  Jimmy Bosley
Crispin Glover -  Thin Man
Justin Theroux -  Seamus O’Grady
Robert Patrick -  Ray Carter
Demi Moore -  Madison Lee
Rodrigo Santoro -  Randy Emmers
Shia LaBeouf -  Max
Matt LeBlanc -  Jason
Luke Wilson -  Pete
John Cleese -  Mr. Munday
Ja’net DuBois -  Momma Bosley
Cheung-Yan Yuen -  Deranged Mongol
Daxing Zhang -  Demented Mongol









Cougar Club (2007)

Cougar Club

Every so often you run across some bit/stunt in a movie that gets you chortling. In this one, it is Max Daniels as the hapless gardener who pops up from time to time dangling from a tree, stepping on a rake, hosing down a lawn from the waist, etc.


Director:  Christopher Duddy
Writer:  Christopher Duddy; Glenn W. Garland; Cris Mancuso
Cast:
Jason Jurman -  Spence Holmes
Warren Kole -  Hogan
Joe Mantegna -  Mr. Stack
Izabella Scorupco -  Paige Stack
Faye Dunaway -  Edith Birnbaum
Carrie Fisher -  Gladys Goodbey
Kaley Cuoco -  Amanda
Chyna -  Teddy Archibald
Loretta Devine -  Dolly
Jon Polito -  Mr. Archibald
Machi Abe -  Core Cougar
Kyle Adahl -  Police Officer
Natalie Alexander -  Herself
Joe Bucaro III -  BMW owner
Scott Michael Campbell -  Mr. Conrad
Mark Charran -  Club Member









Cellular (2004)

Cellular

One day you answer the phone and the caller says she has been kidnapped. How do you handle it? Do you figure it is a prank and hang up despite the caller’s pleadings? Or do you play along figuring it is a buddy who needs to be taught a less? Ryan (Chris Evans), a college student, soon disccovers that he doesn’t know Jessica Martin (Kim Basinger), a biology teacher who is kidnapped by Ethan Greer (Jason Statham), it isn’t a prank and he’s up to his ears in danger while trying to figure out how to save her.


Director:  David R. Ellis
Writer:  Larry Cohen; Chris Morgan
Cast:
Kim Basinger -  Jessica
Jason Statham -  Ethan
Chris Evans -  Ryan
William H. Macy -  Mooney
Jessica Biel -  Chloe
Chantille Boudousque -  Chloe’s Chilly Friend
Richard Burgi -  Craig
Nikki Christian -  Porsche Girl
Matt Clifford -  Carnival Guest
Greg Collins -  Aging Security Guard
Valerie Cruz -  Bayback
Eddie Driscoll -  Crewcut Officer
Tagert Ellis -  Kid in Phone Store
Caroline Aaron -  Marilyn Mooney
Noah Emmerich -  Jack Tanner
Will Beinbrink -  Young Security Guard









Calendar Girl Murders (1984)

Calendar Girl Murders

With 20-plus years to refine the style of car chases, plot misdirection, wardrobe changes, set decoration and dialogue, the Hollywood folks who made this TV movie show hints of where we are today. Cassie Bascomb (Sharon Stone) had been is recovering from the effects of a stalker and Dan Stoner (Tom Skerritt) thinks she is the key to solving the murder of magazine centerfolds. He keeps close to her until he discovers she knows more that she is saying.

Unexpected plot twists make this movie something more that usual fare. Cassie makes a move on Dan but he chooses to remain faithful to his family. Cop banter rises above the usual banal guy drooling over beautiful centerfolds. The magazine publisher is a stand-up guy rather than something slimy. On the whole this 1984 movie is better than you expect it to be.


Director:  William A. Graham
Writer:  Gregory S. Dinallo; Scott Swanton
Cast:
Tom Skerritt -  Lieutenant Dan Stoner
Sharon Stone -  Cassie Bascomb
Barbara Bosson -  Nancy
Robert Beltran -  Mooney
Pat Corley -  Tony
Robert Morse -  Nat Couray
Alan Thicke -  Alan Conti
Silvana Gallardo -  Detective Rose Hernandez
Michael C. Gwynne -  Krell
Robert Culp -  Richard Trainor
Barbara Parkins -  Cleo Banks
Wendy Kilbourne -  Heather English
Victoria Tucker -  Pam
Pamela West -  Gail Keating
Claudia Christian -  Kara
Donald Hotton -  Mr. English









The Crying Game (1992)

The Crying Game

It is tough to be taken seriously when you’re blonde even in the IRA. Jude (Miranda Richardson) decides to be a brunette when she returns to enlist the aid of Fergus (Stephen Rea). He thought he’d shed all of the intrigue of the past. She brings it all back now that their cell has moved their activities to London. Fergus declines and Jude threatens his girlfriend Dil (Jaye Davidson), following them around town until he capitulates. As a result he is hustled into a car where Jude plans an assassination that has all the trappings of a suicide run for whomever is sent to lead the assault.


Director:  Neil Jordan
Writer:  Neil Jordan
Cast:
Forest Whitaker -  Jody
Miranda Richardson -  Jude
Stephen Rea -  Fergus
Adrian Dunbar -  Maguire
Breffini McKenna -  Tinker
Joe Savino -  Eddie
Birdie Sweeney -  Tommy
Jaye Davidson -  Dil
Andree Bernard -  Jane
Jim Broadbent -  Col
Ralph Brown -  Dave
Tony Slattery -  Deveroux
Jack Carr -  Franknum
Josephine White -  Bar Performer 1
Shar Campbell -  Bar Performer 2
Brian Coleman -  Judge









Closure (2007)

Closure

Most crimes that police investigate involve ones against other persons or ones involving property. Property can be replaced or repaired. But what about people? How can they be fixed? Civilized society prescribes that incarceration is about the best they can do. But is that enough? Sometimes healing requires other avenues. Alice (Gillian Anderson) has let society try but it has given her no satisfaction. She decided the perps need a remedial less in what revenge can mean. Notwithstanding their excuses for their crimes, some folks have trouble in understand what goes around comes around. But they will.


Director:  Dan Reed
Writer:  Dan Reed
Cast:
Danny Dyer -  Adam
Gillian Anderson -  Alice
Adam Rayner -  Jago
Antony Byrne -  Misha
Anthony Calf -  Heffer
Ralph Brown -  Jamie
Steven Robertson -  Bill
Gugu Mbatha-Raw -  Young PA
Neil Finnighan -  Man On Horse
Francesca Fowler -  Sophie