A History of Violence (2005)

A History of Violence

There comes a time in a man’s life when he finds himself in need of some friends. Someone who will stand at your side, back you up, if necessary, and do what is needed to offer succor should the need arise. Tom Stall (Viggo Mortensen) finds himself in just such a situation when three hard men out of Philly come around his cafe after a TV report on his actions to prevent a robbery. The lads think he is a guy they knew back in the day but the locals in this middle America town stand ready to defend him.


Director:  David Cronenberg
Writer:  John Wagner; Vince Locke; Josh Olson
Cast:
Viggo Mortensen -  Tom Stall
Maria Bello -  Edie Stall
Ed Harris -  Carl Fogarty
William Hurt -  Richie Cusack
Ashton Holmes -  Jack Stall
Peter MacNeill -  Sheriff Sam Carney
Stephen McHattie -  Leland Jones
Greg Bryk -  William Orser
Sumela Kay -  Judy Danvers
Kyle Schmid -  Bobby Jordan
Deborah Drakeford -  Charlotte
Gerry Quigley -  Mick
Heidi Hayes -  Sarah Stall
Aidan Devine -  Charlie Roarke
Bill MacDonald -  Frank Mulligan
Michelle McCree -  Jenny Wyeth









The Hitcher (2007)

The Hitcher

Babes with guns in skimpy frocks threatened by evil psychopaths in fast cars. Who wouldn’t be interested in this? I’m sure there are a few but I don’t number myself among them. So when Grace Andrews (Sophia Bush) awakens to find herself in bed with not her boyfriend, I’m paying attention. And knowing that she is in jeopardy so she scampers into the motel bathroom in her undies after poking John Ryder (Sean Bean) with a lighted lamp bulb—that’d smart—and prevents him from forcing open the door by grabbing the revolver from the edge of the sink, I’m thinking she is a lot stronger than she looks. Now being in a locked room in your skivvies isn’t a place most folks feel comfortable, despite having a gun. So with grim determination and not a lot of clothes, she pulls on her boots, steps into her tiny skirt and top and goes in search of her boyfriend who is overdue in returning from looking for a pay phone. I’m sure she’s not going to give an inch if threatened. And once in the motel parking lot when she finds Jim (Zachary Knighton) chained between a truck and a trailer, I’m not cheering for the killer, given the look in her eye.


Director:  Dave Meyers
Writer:  Eric Red; Jake Wade Wall; Eric Bernt
Cast:
Sean Bean -  John Ryder
Sophia Bush -  Grace Andrews
Zachary Knighton -  Jim Halsey
Neal McDonough -  Lt. Esteridge
Kyle Davis -  Buford’s Store Clerk
Skip O’Brien -  Sheriff Harlan Bremmer Sr.
Travis Schuldt -  Deputy Harlan Bremmer Jr.
Danny Bolero -  Officer Edwards
Jeffrey Hutchinson -  Young Father
Yara Martinez -  Beth
Lauren Cohn -  Marlene
Michael J. Fisher -  Transport Guard #2
Joseph Michael Self -  Transport Guard #1
Brad Robinson -  Correctional Officer
Kurt Grossi -  Officer Franklin
Kurt Bryant -  Paramedic









Hairspray (2007)

Hairspray

How is a kid supposed to react when your mom wants you to be something that you have yet to gather the capacity to judge whether you want it? Sure, you figure it is what you want but how do you come to grips with it when you have known hardly much else? But your mom is in a position to make it happen. Velme von Tussle (Michelle Pfeiffer) has rigged the Miss Hairspray contest so her daughter will win but when it is made public, she doesn’t want it. She would rather be her own person.


Director:  Adam Shankman; John Waters
Writer:  Leslie Dixon; John Waters; Mark O’Donnell; Thomas Meehan
Cast:
John Travolta -  Edna Turnblad
Michelle Pfeiffer -  Velma von Tussle
Christopher Walken -  Wilbur Turnblad
Amanda Bynes -  Penny Pingleton
James Marsden -  Corny Collins
Queen Latifah -  Motormouth Maybelle
Brittany Snow -  Amber von Tussle
Zac Efron -  Link Larkin
Elijah Kelley -  Seaweed
Allison Janney -  Prudy Pingleton
Nikki Blonsky -  Tracy Turnblad
Taylor Parks -  Little Inez
Jayne Eastwood -  Miss Wimsey
Paul Dooley -  Mr. Spritzer
Jerry Stiller -  Mr. Pinky
Darren Frost -  Cameraman









The Holiday (2006)

The Holiday

Most everyone over 18 has gotten drunk at least once and likely done things that they can’t remember the next morning. It is with a degree of chagrin that I must admit it has happened to me more than once. So when Amanda (Cameron Diaz) surfaces one morning after getting blotto, she is somewhat anxious to discover what she may have done, particularly when she finds her underwear strewn about the kitchen. Graham (Jude Law), her host’s brother is partway through some coffee when she shyly asks what happened and what did she do (with a tiny sliver of hope that it wasn’t what is swirling through her thoughts).


Director:  Nancy Meyers
Writer:  Nancy Meyers
Cast:
Cameron Diaz -  Amanda
Kate Winslet -  Iris
Jude Law -  Graham
Jack Black -  Miles
Eli Wallach -  Arthur
Edward Burns -  Ethan
Rufus Sewell -  Jasper
Miffy Englefield -  Sophie
Emma Pritchard -  Olivia
Sarah Parish -  Hannah
Shannyn Sossamon -  Maggie
Bill Macy -  Ernie
Shelley Berman -  Norman
Kathryn Hahn -  Bristol
John Krasinski -  Ben
Alex O’Loughlin -  Kissing Couple









Heartbreakers (2001)

Heartbreakers

Can children learn from the experience of thier parents or are they doomed to proceed on their own and repeat the mistakes of life? After a mediocre score, Page Conners (Jennifer Love Hewitt) threatens to go on the con alone, figuring she knows enough to go solo, and leave her mother and partner Max (Sigourney Weaver) behind. Mom tries to make Page understand how cold and uncaring the world can be but it doesn’t seem that Page is paying much attention. Her mind is made up. Oh dear…


Director:  David Mirkin
Writer:  Robert Dunn; Paul Guay; Stephen Mazur
Cast:
Sigourney Weaver -  Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt -  Page Conners
Ray Liotta -  Dean Cumanno/Vinny Staggliano
Jason Lee -  Jack Withrowe
Anne Bancroft -  Gloria Vogal/Barbara
Jeffrey Jones -  Mr. Appel
Gene Hackman -  William B. Tensy
Nora Dunn -  Miss Madress
Julio Oscar Mechoso -  Leo
Ricky Jay -  Dawson’s Auctioneer
Sarah Silverman -  Linda
Zach Galifianakis -  Bill
Michael Hitchcock -  Davis
Pierre Gonneau -  Priest at First Wedding
Shawn Colvin -  Minister at Second Wedding
Michael Andrew -  Wedding Band Leader









Half Past Dead (2002)

Half Past Dead

I was watching my umpteenth Steven Seagal movie, cheering when the good guys triumphed, hissing when the bad guys did something nefarious and wondering once again whether they speed up the camera when he does those marital arts hand moves. All of a sudden, the bad guys dropped out the helicopter in the rain onto the prison roof. One of them sweeps around a long leather coat with the rain dripping off it in a broad spray and Nia Peeples takes centre stage. All I could do was gape at her presence in that leather outfit with the cropped top and blue eye makeup. I’m sure that guys watching this everywhere gave pause and realized that their hearts were going pitty-pat.


Director:  Don Michael Paul
Writer:  Don Michael Paul
Cast:
Steven Seagal -  Sasha
Morris Chestnut -  49er One
Ja Rule -  Nick
Nia Peeples -  49er Six
Tony Plana -  El Fuego
Kurupt -  Twitch
Michael ‘Bear’ Taliferro -  Little Joe
Claudia Christian -  Williams
Linda Thorson -  Jane McPherson
Bruce Weitz -  Lester
Michael McGrady -  Bad Ass Guard
Hannes Jaenicke -  Agent Hartmann
Matt Battaglia -  49er Three
Wiliam T. Bowers -  Alcatraz Guard
Ross King -  FBI Agent
Stephen J. Cannell -  Hubbard









House Arrest (1996)

House Arrest

How do you get your parents to listen to you? They’re too busy to take the time you need to explain why your life sucks. Some advice would help. So why not lock them in the basement. ‘Grover’ Beindorf (Kyle Howard) and his buddies stock the cellar and barricade the door after luring his parents, Janet (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Ned (Kevin Pollak) down there. It gives them time to realize why they together and why they want to stay that way.


Director:  Harry Winer
Writer:  Michael Hitchcock
Cast:
Kyle Howard -  Gregory Alan ‘Grover’ Beindorf
Russel Harper -  T.J. Krupp
Jamie Lee Curtis -  Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak -  Ned Beindorf
Amy Sakasitz -  Stacy Beindorf
Mooky Arizona -  Matt Finley
Caroline Aaron -  Louise Finley
Alex Seitz -  Jimmy Finley
Josh Wolford -  Teddy Finley
Wallace Shawn -  Victor ‘Vic’ Finley
Jennifer Love Hewitt -  Brooke Figler
Patrika Darbo -  Cafetaria Cashier
Ray Walston -  Chief Rocco
Christopher McDonald -  Donald Krupp
Colleen Camp -  Mrs. Burtis
Sheila McCarthy -  Gwenna Krupp









Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you become the first in your lineage. Hellboy (Ron Perlman) learns of his pseudo-dad’s, Professor Broom (John Hurt), death and cradles him in his arms, watches from afar as his casket is carried through the rain and he is uncommunicative for three days until Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) steps up and tells him she is going after the bad guys with him. She’ll brook no argument. Touched, he realizes it is time to grow up, with adulthood yodelling down the canyons of life. He vows that he’ll never give up on her and that he’ll always look this good.


Director:  Guillermo del Toro
Writer:  Mike Mignola; Guillermo del Toro; Peter Briggs
Cast:
Ron Perlman -  Hellboy
John Hurt -  Trevor ‘Broom’ Bruttenholm
Selma Blair -  Liz Sherman
Rupert Evans -  John Myers
Karel Roden -  Grigori
Jeffrey Tambor -  Tom Manning
Doug Jones -  Abe Sapien
Brian Steele -  Sammael
Ladislav Beran -  Kroenen
Bridget Hodson -  Ilsa
Corey Johnson -  Agent Clay
Kevin Trainor -  Young ‘Broom’
Brian Caspe -  Agent Lime
James Babson -  Agent Moss
Stephen Fisher -  Agent Quarry
Garth Cooper -  Agent Stone